Failed Cesspool

Selling an Elmont house with a failed cesspool

A cesspool tends to fail at the worst possible moment and announce itself in the most unpleasant way. Water backing up, a wet patch in the yard, a smell that will not go away, and then a quote that is a great deal larger than anyone was braced for.

We buy Elmont houses with a failed cesspool. You do not repair it, replace it, pump it or have it inspected before we close.

What happens to a listing when the system fails

The frustrating part is the gap between the problem and the reaction to it. A cesspool is a solvable piece of work, done by contractors who do it every week, and yet it clears a room of retail buyers faster than almost anything else.

That is because nobody in a conventional sale can size it. The seller does not know, the buyer does not know, the agent does not know, and the only way to find out is for somebody to spend money. So the deal stalls over the cesspool, and stalled deals rarely restart.

How we help Elmont owners with a failed cesspool

We buy houses with failed cesspools regularly, which means we already know who does this work properly and roughly what it runs. That is the practical difference between us and a buyer meeting the problem for the first time.

We have sanitary contractors and engineers we have used for years, and we bring them in on our own account after closing rather than asking you to arrange anything. And if it turns out that replacing the cesspool and listing the house on the open market would leave you better off, we will tell you so and give you the name of the contractor we would call.

Why local knowledge changes the number

A four-bedroom on Harrison Street. A three-bedroom on Renfrew Avenue. A three-bedroom on Rosser Avenue. All of them in Elmont, all bought by us.

Elmont is roughly 37,296 people in Nassau County, ZIP 11003, and the housing stock is mostly cape cod, ranch, multi-family. Around Belmont Park and UBS Arena, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. The Elmont-UBS Arena stop pulls buyers who commute, which supports the good houses and does very little for the ones that need a roof. We know which of these streets take water, where the older systems fail first, and what the Elmont Union Free School District does to a resale price.

Replacing the cesspool first is usually the expensive order

The order most people reach for is: fix the cesspool, then sell. Everybody has that instinct and it is frequently the costly route.

Once the excavator is in the yard, whatever the ground turns out to hold becomes yours to deal with, mid-sale, with a buyer waiting on you. Sellers go that way and find the job growing while they stand there watching it. Selling with the cesspool as it is moves that risk to us, which is most of the reason to do it this way.

The county health department, and why it matters here

Rules around waste systems on Long Island have changed over the years and continue to, and what applies at your address depends on the lot, the location and what is already in the ground.

The county health department is the authority on what a replacement cesspool or septic system at your address has to be, and a sanitary contractor will know what that means in practice. There are sometimes programs that help with the cost, which is worth asking about while you have them on the phone. If you would rather not run that errand at all, sell the house with the cesspool as it is and it stops being yours.

How we arrive at a number on a house with a failed cesspool

The honest answer on a house with a failed cesspool is that we work backwards from what it is worth once it is fixed, subtract what fixing it costs, and subtract what we need to make for the risk of being wrong about either. There is no secret to it and no algorithm.

  • What it is worth repaired. Not the Elmont median of $725,000 on its own, but what houses like yours on your street actually closed at recently.
  • What the work costs. Roof, boiler, electric, the kitchen and bath. In Elmont the stock is largely cape cod and ranch, and on houses that age the mechanicals are usually the expensive part rather than the cosmetics.
  • How long we will hold it. The median Elmont house goes under contract in about 43 days once it is showable, then waits 45 to 60 days more on the buyer's lender. Ours has to get to showable first, and we carry taxes and insurance across the whole of it.
  • What we are wrong about. Opening a wall finds things. That risk is priced in, which is a large part of why a cash number sits below a retail number.

Why the number works for us and not for you

This is the part most cash buyers are vague about, so here it is plainly. We run millions of dollars of construction a year. That volume buys materials at contractor pricing and keeps the same crews working year round, which means the identical renovation costs us roughly half what a homeowner would pay to have it done.

That gap is the business. It is also why doing the work yourself before selling so rarely pays: you would be buying the same roof and the same boiler at retail, then hoping the market hands it back to you at resale. It usually does not. We are not making money because you sold cheaply. We are making it because we build cheaply.

And if the number does not work for you, say so. We would rather hear that than talk anyone into anything. We will look at your situation and tell you honestly what we think your options are, including the ones that do not involve us. Plenty of people are better off listing with an agent, and when you are one of them we will say so rather than let you find out later.

Why cash matters when the cesspool has failed

The reason a cash buyer matters here is not really speed. It is that nobody else is grading the house. A mortgage lender has an opinion about a failed cesspool and will hold funding until it is satisfied, and satisfying it means a contractor, an invoice and a sign-off, all completed before closing.

Which puts the seller in an impossible spot: pay for a new system on a house you are leaving, for a buyer who can still walk away afterward. We use our own funds. No lender, no conditions, no cesspool work required of you.

What you do not pay when you sell a house with a failed cesspool

Every line below is a cost of listing a house with a failed cesspool the retail way that simply does not arise here.

Agent commission
$36,250 at 5% of the Elmont median
none
Seller closing costs
About $14,500 on a $725,000 sale. We can cover these.
none
Repairs to make it listable
Whatever the house needs, paid up front
none
Cleanout and removal
Per truckload, before anyone views it
none
Carrying costs while it waits
Taxes, insurance and utilities across the 88 to 103 days it takes to find a buyer and then wait on their lender
none

Disclosure, and what to ask your attorney

We would rather hear the whole history of the cesspool at the start. The backups, the pump-outs, the company that came out twice, the quote sitting on the kitchen counter that you have been avoiding for a month.

None of that changes whether we buy a house with a failed cesspool in it. On the disclosure question, ask your attorney what New York requires of you rather than taking our word or anyone else's. We are buyers rather than lawyers, and this is one worth getting right.

Common questions

Do I have to fix the cesspool before you buy an Elmont house?

Not at all. No repair, no replacement, no pump-out, no inspection. The condition of the cesspool is priced into the offer, and the offer does not move afterward.

What does a new cesspool or septic system cost?

It turns on the lot, the location and what the county health department requires at your address, so any cesspool figure quoted from a web page is a guess. A sanitary contractor who has walked the property will give you a real answer.

The cesspool backed up but the house is still livable. Is that a failure?

Not necessarily. A single backup can be a simple blockage. Repeated backups, standing water in the yard, or a smell that keeps returning point toward the cesspool itself. We will give you our honest read on the system when we look at the Elmont property.

A buyer walked away over the cesspool. Does that hurt my chances with you?

Not at all, and it is how a great many people arrive here. A retail buyer walking over a failed cesspool tells us something about that buyer, not about your house.

Do you buy houses on septic as well as cesspools?

Yes. A great deal of Nassau County is on cesspools or septic rather than sewers, and we buy across all of it. Whatever is in your yard, it does not have to be working for us to buy the house.